Go-to shirt for a rainy bank holiday

Fabric, fit and sizing

The pretend im a bathtub design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each pretend im a bathtub piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for banging your girlfriend, for a bus that never comes, and for a Sunday roast. Pretend I'm A Bathtub carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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