Go-to shirt for a piss at 3am

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the athlete print, the blank itself is straightforward. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Chunky lettering that holds up against a treeline or a campfire photo.

How it is made and shipped

The athlete shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Wear it on the trail, round the fire, or in the RV. Good for a tent you cannot put up and for being useless in bed, and honestly just as good for a fart you cannot blame on the dog. A shirt for normal days. My Legs Hurt Just Waiting for you carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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