Casual shirt for a campfire

Fabric, fit and sizing

The biking design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Chunky lettering that holds up against a treeline or a campfire photo.

How it is made and shipped

The biking shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It packs small, wears well for three days straight, and hides campfire smoke. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for three days without a shower, for the walk of shame, and for the post-curry shit on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for Don't Follow Me I Do Stupid Things. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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