Shhh nobody cares t-shirt by Artful Paws, go-to shirt for a locked-out moment

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Design: Shhh nobody cares

$16 $24

Shhh nobody cares is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and coffee drinkers in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny shhh nobody cares t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The shhh nobody cares design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The shhh nobody cares shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for an ironing pile and for a shit in a public toilet, and honestly just as good for avoiding people. A shirt for normal days. Shhh nobody cares carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the shhh nobody cares design come in other colours?

Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the shhh nobody cares design holds up on every option in the list.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

Good odds. Anyone with a dry sense of humour tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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