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Go-to shirt for a dishwasher nobody emptied
Design: If at first you don't succeed funny gymnastics
$16
$24
If at first you don't succeed try doing what your gymnastics coach told you to do the first time.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The acrobat design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each acrobat piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a quickie, for the walk to the car park, and for the bathroom. If at first you don't succeed funny gymnastics carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the acrobat design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The acrobat print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for introverts?
It works well for introverts. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
