Go-to shirt for Boxing Day on the sofa

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the exercise because zombies will print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

The exercise because zombies will shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before farting under the covers, or on the way to getting laid, rather than something saved for one day a year. Exercise because zombies will eat the slow ones first carries across the rest of the range too. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

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