I Run Hoes For Money t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for the walk to the car park

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Easy outfit for the walk to the car park

Design: I Run Hoes For Money

$16 $24

I Run Hoes For Money is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and introverts in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny construction t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the construction print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about I Run Hoes For Money is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a fart you cannot blame on the dog, or on the way to being useless in bed, rather than something saved for one day a year. I Run Hoes For Money carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the construction design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The construction artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.