Easy outfit for the post-curry shit

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the business print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The business shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. This is everyday wear, not costume: a shift you swapped and regret, a plan you regret agreeing to, a quickie - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions