Easy outfit for a dodgy stomach

Fabric, fit and sizing

Mike Who Cheese Hairy Adult Word Play Funny is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Mike Who Cheese Hairy Adult Word Play Funny sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for banging your girlfriend, for the last day before payday, and for a shift you swapped and regret. If a shirt is not right, the mike who cheese hairy design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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