Forget the candy give me the pizza t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for the January comedown

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Easy outfit for the January comedown

Design: Forget the candy give me the pizza

$16 $24

Forget the candy give me the pizza is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits gift exchangers and holiday hosts in particular, and it makes an easy present around holiday parties or Halloween. If you have been searching for a funny forget the candy give t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Forget the candy give me the pizza is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Forget the candy give me the pizza sitting in a warehouse. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Festive enough for December, wearable enough for January. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before hiding from relatives, or on the way to travelling home, rather than something saved for one day a year. The forget the candy give artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the forget the candy give design come in other colours?

You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The forget the candy give print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.

Is this a good gift for gift exchangers?

Good odds. Gift exchangers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is this only for Christmas?

The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.