Drink Beer Avoid Morons funny Bigfoot t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for taking a shit

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Easy outfit for taking a shit

Design: Drink Beer Avoid Morons funny Bigfoot

$16 $24

Drink Beer Avoid Morons funny Bigfoot, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits weekend adventurers and hikers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Fathers Day or summer trips. If you have been searching for a funny drink beer avoid morons t-shirt for campers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Drink Beer Avoid Morons funny Bigfoot is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Chunky lettering that holds up against a treeline or a campfire photo.

How it is made and shipped

Every drink beer avoid morons order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It packs small, wears well for three days straight, and hides campfire smoke. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for farting under the covers, for a hike, and for packing the car. If a shirt is not right, the drink beer avoid morons design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the drink beer avoid morons design come in other colours?

You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The drink beer avoid morons print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.

Is this a good gift for weekend adventurers?

For weekend adventurers, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

Allow roughly a week in total for most destinations: a few days to print it, then transit.

Is it warm enough for evenings outdoors?

The tee alone is a summer weight. For cooler nights the same design comes on a hoodie or crewneck.