Save The Neck For Me Clark t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for sleeping in the wet patch

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Easy outfit for sleeping in the wet patch

Design: Save The Neck For Me Clark

$16 $24

This is the Save The Neck For Me Clark design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits cruise passengers and beach goers in particular, and it makes an easy present around cruises or summer holidays. If you have been searching for a funny christmas t-shirt for beach goers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the christmas print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. High-contrast art that holds up in bright sun and beach photos.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Save The Neck For Me Clark sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a cruise, a lake weekend, or a long afternoon by a pool. Good for unpacking the car and for farting under the covers, and honestly just as good for a boat day. A shirt for normal days. The christmas artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the christmas design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the christmas lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for cruise passengers?

Most cruise passengers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is it light enough for hot weather?

The classic tee is a summer weight cotton blend, and a tank top version is available if you want something lighter still.