Easy outfit for hiding in the bathroom

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I tell dad jokes periodically but only when I'm in my element is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of I tell dad jokes periodically but only when I'm in my element sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It works for a family photo, a school pickup, or a birthday dinner without trying too hard. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a weekend at home, for the school run in yesterday's clothes, and for a family photo nobody wants. The i tell dad jokes artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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