Go-to shirt for the fourth load of laundry

Fabric, fit and sizing

The auto mechanic design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

Every auto mechanic order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Pairs easily with jeans, and survives being grabbed by small hands. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before pretending to be asleep, or on the way to a toilet you cannot use alone, rather than something saved for one day a year. Duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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