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Design: Pretend I'm A Cockroach
$16
$24
If you have been hunting for a costume graphic tee, Pretend I'm A Cockroach is that shirt. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Pretend I'm A Cockroach is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.
How it is made and shipped
Every costume order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for travelling home, for the January comedown, and for taking a piss. If a shirt is not right, the costume design travels well. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the costume design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the costume lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for festive dressers?
It works well for festive dressers. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
The costume design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.
Is this only for Christmas?
The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.
