Easy outfit for a shift you swapped and regret

Fabric, fit and sizing

The garment under the awkward print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each awkward piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Good for an unread inbox and for the walk to the car park, and honestly just as good for banging your girlfriend. A shirt for normal days. You are not stuck with one format for I tried being normal once Worst two minutes of my life. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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