Easy outfit for a backyard party

Fabric, fit and sizing

We Almost Always Almost Win is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Clean, flag-adjacent styling that photographs well in daylight.

How it is made and shipped

Each we almost always almost piece is produced individually. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Wear it to a parade, a cookout, or a backyard firework display. This is everyday wear, not costume: a dry spell, taking a piss, a beer at noon - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. We Almost Always Almost Win carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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