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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the american print, the blank itself is straightforward. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Clean, flag-adjacent styling that photographs well in daylight.

How it is made and shipped

Every american order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for a holiday weekend and the photos that come with it. This is everyday wear, not costume: sleeping in the wet patch, taking a shit, holding it in on the motorway - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for Random White Guy. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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