Comfy tee for the January comedown

Design: I Raise Chickens I'm Literally a Chicken Tender

$16 $24

I Raise Chickens I'm Literally a Chicken Tender Perfect for those who tend to their feathered friends, this shirt humorously plays on the term "chicken tender" to showcase your role as a chicken raiser. Wear it proudly during farm chores, poultry exhibitions, farmers' markets, or anytime you want to share your passion for raising chickens.

It suits holiday hosts and gift exchangers in particular, and it makes an easy present around Christmas or Halloween. If you have been searching for a funny agriculture t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the agriculture print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

The agriculture shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Festive enough for December, wearable enough for January. This is everyday wear, not costume: a dry spell, a fart you cannot blame on the dog, the post-curry shit - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. I Raise Chickens I'm Literally a Chicken Tender carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.