Im Not Short Im Penguin Size
Home › Funny Sarcastic Slogan Shirts
Casual shirt for the commute
Design: All this forehead and i still can't remember
$16
$24
Say it plainly with All this forehead and i still can't remember, printed fresh for every single order. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the alzheimer print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Every alzheimer order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. Good for sitting there long after you finished and for getting laid, and honestly just as good for sleeping in the wet patch. A shirt for normal days. You are not stuck with one format for All this forehead and i still can't remember. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.
Common questions
Does the alzheimer design come in other colours?
Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the alzheimer artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.
Is this a good gift for introverts?
It works well for introverts. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
