Im Not Short Im Penguin Size t-shirt by Artful Paws, easy outfit for the third coffee

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Design: Im Not Short Im Penguin Size

$16 $24

Im Not Short Im Penguin Size is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and sarcasm lovers in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or no reason at all. If you have been searching for a funny adorable t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Im Not Short Im Penguin Size is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Im Not Short Im Penguin Size is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before hiding in the bathroom from your family, or on the way to a slow checkout queue, rather than something saved for one day a year. You are not stuck with one format for Im Not Short Im Penguin Size. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the adorable design come in other colours?

Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the adorable lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

It works well for anyone with a dry sense of humour. The line is instantly readable, which is what makes a slogan tee land as a present.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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