Casual shirt for taking a shit

Fabric, fit and sizing

They Know We Know They Lie is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The they know we know shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. This is everyday wear, not costume: a doctors waiting room, a lazy Sunday, a dentist appointment - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. They Know We Know They Lie carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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