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Casual shirt for holding it in on the motorway
Design: All i want for christmas is Chipotle
Say it plainly with All i want for christmas is Chipotle, printed fresh for every single order. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the all i want for print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.
How it is made and shipped
Each all i want for piece is produced individually. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for Boxing Day on the sofa, for wrapping presents at midnight, and for running out of toilet paper on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. You are not stuck with one format for All i want for christmas is Chipotle. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the all i want for design come in other colours?
Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the all i want for design holds up on every option in the list.
Is this a good gift for party guests?
Most party guests take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
The all i want for design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.
Is this only for Christmas?
The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.