Casual shirt for farting under the covers

Design: World's sluttiest dad

$16 $24

If you have been hunting for a worlds sluttiest dad tee, World's sluttiest dad is that shirt. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits holiday hosts and party guests in particular, and it makes an easy present around Halloween or Christmas. If you have been searching for a funny worlds sluttiest dad t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with World's sluttiest dad is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about World's sluttiest dad is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a quickie, or on the way to a 40 minute shit, rather than something saved for one day a year. If a shirt is not right, the worlds sluttiest dad design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.