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Casual shirt for avoiding people
Design: On Wednesdays We Smash the Patriarchy
On Wednesdays We Smash the Patriarchy is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The garment under the equal rights print is nothing exotic, and that is deliberate. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of On Wednesdays We Smash the Patriarchy sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the last day before payday, or on the way to running out of toilet paper, rather than something saved for one day a year. You are not stuck with one format for On Wednesdays We Smash the Patriarchy. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the equal rights design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The equal rights artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Good odds. Sarcasm lovers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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