I'm The Oldest Witch I Make The Rules t-shirt by Artful Paws, casual shirt for an awkward gift exchange

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Design: I'm The Oldest Witch I Make The Rules

$16 $24

I'm The Oldest Witch I Make The Rules started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits festive dressers and holiday hosts in particular, and it makes an easy present around Halloween or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny im the oldest witch t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

I'm The Oldest Witch I Make The Rules is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Every im the oldest witch order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It works for a holiday gathering without committing to a full novelty jumper. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before putting up the tree, or on the way to the toilet at your in-laws, rather than something saved for one day a year. You are not stuck with one format for I'm The Oldest Witch I Make The Rules. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

Common questions

Does the im the oldest witch design come in other colours?

Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the im the oldest witch design holds up on every option in the list.

Is this a good gift for festive dressers?

It is one of the safer picks for festive dressers. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is this only for Christmas?

The humour is seasonal but not dated, so it comes back out every year rather than being worn once.

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