God Wins I've Read the Final Chapter t-shirt by Artful Paws, casual shirt for an appointment you forgot

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Design: God Wins I've Read the Final Chapter

$16 $24

God Wins I've Read the Final Chapter is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits coffee drinkers and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around birthdays or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny bible t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

God Wins I've Read the Final Chapter is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every bible order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. This is everyday wear, not costume: meeting friends, banging your wife, a delivery you missed - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. God Wins I've Read the Final Chapter carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions

Does the bible design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The bible artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?

Good odds. Coffee drinkers tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.

How long does delivery take?

Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.