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Design: I'm So Dumb Please Be Kind To Me
I'm So Dumb Please Be Kind To Me started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
What you get with I'm So Dumb Please Be Kind To Me is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Each im so dumb please piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the walk of shame, for farting under the covers, and for a coffee run on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The im so dumb please artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the im so dumb please design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The im so dumb please artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for sarcasm lovers?
Most sarcasm lovers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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