I'm telling you I'm not a poodle my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right t-shirt by Artful Paws, what to wear to the dog park

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Design: I'm telling you I'm not a poodle my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right

$16 $24

I'm telling you I'm not a poodle my mom said I'm a baby and my mom is always right, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.

It suits dog moms and dog dads in particular, and it makes an easy present around National Dog Day or Christmas. If you have been searching for a funny im telling you im t-shirt for dog moms, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The im telling you im design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

Every im telling you im order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It pairs with jeans and muddy trainers, which is realistic for anyone who walks a dog daily. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a dodgy stomach, for sleeping in the wet patch, and for a 40 minute shit. If a shirt is not right, the im telling you im design travels well. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the im telling you im design come in other colours?

You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The im telling you im print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.

Is this a good gift for dog moms?

For dog moms, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.

How long does delivery take?

The im telling you im design is printed after you order, so allow a few days production plus normal shipping to your country.

Will this work for any breed owner?

The design is drawn for this breed specifically, so it lands best with owners of that breed, but the humour carries for most dog people.