Throw-on tee for the walk to the car park

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Butthole Whisperer is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The butthole whisperer shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: being useless in bed, the leg day you skipped, the sofa - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the butthole whisperer design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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