Throw-on tee for the post-curry shit

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Touch My Beard And Tell Me I'm Pretty is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Touch My Beard And Tell Me I'm Pretty is mass-produced in advance. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the last day before payday, for the toilet at your in-laws, and for a Sunday roast on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. Touch My Beard And Tell Me I'm Pretty carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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