Throw-on tee for taking a piss

Design: I Hug My Cats So I Don't Punch People In The Throat

$16 $24

I Hug My Cats So I Don't Punch People In The Throat started as a one-off sketch and ended up one of the designs people keep coming back for. It is the kind of shirt people comment on, not one that lives in a drawer.

It suits holiday hosts and party guests in particular, and it makes an easy present around Secret Santa or Halloween. If you have been searching for a funny cat lover gifts t-shirt for holiday hosts, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the cat lover gifts print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Festive without being fussy, so it still works past December.

How it is made and shipped

Every cat lover gifts order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or a Secret Santa reveal. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for a dry spell, for a family dinner, and for taking a piss. If a shirt is not right, the cat lover gifts design travels well. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.