Throw-on tee for pretending to work

Fabric, fit and sizing

The cnc design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Bold, simple type that survives a twelve-hour shift and a hot wash.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about If i said I'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It works for a break room, a night shift handover, or a leaving do. This is everyday wear, not costume: quitting in your head, a shit you take on company time, the last hour of a shift - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If i said I'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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