Throw-on tee for banging your girlfriend

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the doctor print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every doctor order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: the toilet at your in-laws, a birthday you did not want, an unplanned nap on the sofa - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. You are not stuck with one format for Gastro Squad gastroenterology. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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