Probably hungry Likely sleepy Always cold t-shirt by Artful Paws, throw-on tee for an appointment you forgot

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Design: Probably hungry Likely sleepy Always cold

$16 $24

Say it plainly with Probably hungry Likely sleepy Always cold, printed fresh for every single order. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits introverts and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around white elephant swaps or no reason at all. If you have been searching for a funny always cold t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

The always cold design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Every always cold order starts as a blank garment and a print file. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the leg day you skipped, or on the way to an argument with a self-checkout, rather than something saved for one day a year. The always cold artwork is not limited to a tee. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

Common questions

Does the always cold design come in other colours?

Yes. Shirt colour is picked at checkout, and the always cold artwork is prepared to sit well on both dark and light garments.

Is this a good gift for introverts?

Most introverts take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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