Throw-on tee for a weekend at home

Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with I never dreamed I'd end up marrying A perfect freakin wife but here I am living the dream is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

Each but here i am piece is produced individually. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

It works for a family photo, a school pickup, or a birthday dinner without trying too hard. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before a soft-play meltdown, or on the way to a birthday party, rather than something saved for one day a year. The but here i am artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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