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Throw-on tee for a shit you scroll through
Design: Home Is Where The Pants Aren't
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Home Is Where The Pants Aren't is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It works as an everyday shirt rather than something that comes out once a year.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the home is where the print, the blank itself is straightforward. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
There is no stockpile of Home Is Where The Pants Aren't sitting in a warehouse. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Cold wash, inside out, hang to dry. That is the entire care routine.
Where it works
It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a meeting you could have skipped, for meeting friends, and for a plan you regret agreeing to on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. If a shirt is not right, the home is where the design travels well. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the home is where the design come in other colours?
You choose the garment colour on TeePublic. The home is where the print is built with enough contrast to work across the range.
Is this a good gift for introverts?
Good odds. Introverts tend to wear this sort of thing rather than shelve it.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
