Throw-on tee for a long car journey

Fabric, fit and sizing

My wife isn't fragile like a flower she is fragile like a bomb is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about My wife isn't fragile like a flower she is fragile like a bomb is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Pairs easily with jeans, and survives being grabbed by small hands. This is everyday wear, not costume: a family photo nobody wants, hiding in the bathroom, a toilet you cannot use alone - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If a shirt is not right, the my wife isnt fragile design travels well. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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