Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Swan t-shirt by Artful Paws, throw-on tee for a fart you cannot blame on the dog

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Design: Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Swan

$16 $24

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Swan, put on a shirt comfortable enough to actually live in. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits anyone with a dry sense of humour and sarcasm lovers in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny always be yourself unless t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

What you get with Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Swan is a plain, well-made shirt carrying the artwork. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Swan is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Shipping is worldwide via TeePublic, and returns stay open for 30 days. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for the toilet at your in-laws, for a lazy Sunday, and for a fridge with no food. You are not stuck with one format for Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Swan. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.

Common questions

Does the always be yourself unless design come in other colours?

Plenty of them. The always be yourself unless artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.

Is this a good gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour?

Most anyone with a dry sense of humour take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.

How long does delivery take?

It is made to order, so budget a few days for printing on top of the usual delivery window.

Is the wording clean?

Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.

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