Throw-on tee for a dog walk

Fabric, fit and sizing

The do not pet design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

The do not pet shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Wear it to the vet, the dog park or a breed meetup and expect at least one conversation. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the pet shop, for picking up after them, and for the vet on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. Emotional support human do not pet carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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