Throw-on tee for a 40 minute shit

Fabric, fit and sizing

The my stomach is flat design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The artwork is drawn clean and bold, so the breed stays readable from across a dog park.

How it is made and shipped

Nothing about My Stomach is Flat The L is Just Silent funny fat cat joke is mass-produced in advance. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It pairs with jeans and muddy trainers, which is realistic for anyone who walks a dog daily. It earns its place by being the thing you reach for before the 5am wake-up, or on the way to the toilet at your in-laws, rather than something saved for one day a year. The my stomach is flat artwork is not limited to a tee. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

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