Something to wear for the grocery store

Design: Come back with a warrant

$16 $24

This is the Come back with a warrant design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.

It suits introverts and anyone with a dry sense of humour in particular, and it makes an easy present around no reason at all or Secret Santa. If you have been searching for a funny come back with a t-shirt for sarcasm lovers, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the come back with a print, the blank itself is straightforward. It is printed on a mid-weight cotton blend, soft to wear but sturdy enough to hold its shape. The cut is a straightforward unisex fit. Take your normal size, or go up one if you prefer it loose. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The come back with a shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: morning wood, holding it in on the motorway, a plan you regret agreeing to - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. Come back with a warrant carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.