Something to wear for pretending to be asleep

Design: Dont bully me ill come

$16 $24

This is the Dont bully me ill come design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. The joke is short enough to land instantly, which is what makes it a good gift.

It suits new parents and dads in particular, and it makes an easy present around Mothers Day or Christmas. If you have been searching for a funny dont bully me ill t-shirt for moms, this is the sort of thing you are after: specific enough to feel personal, plain enough that they will actually wear it.

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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the dont bully me ill print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

There is no stockpile of Dont bully me ill come sitting in a warehouse. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Pairs easily with jeans, and survives being grabbed by small hands. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for a long car journey, for a swimming lesson, and for a car full of snacks on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The dont bully me ill artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.