Something to wear for hiding in the bathroom

Fabric, fit and sizing

Bad puns are how eye roll is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

Each bad puns are how piece is produced individually. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Pairs easily with jeans, and survives being grabbed by small hands. This is everyday wear, not costume: the fourth load of laundry, hiding in the bathroom, the school run - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. Bad puns are how eye roll carries across the rest of the range too. Beyond the tee it comes on hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, mugs and stickers, which makes it easy to scale the gift to the budget.

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