Something to wear for eating over the sink

Fabric, fit and sizing

If you don't have anything nice to say come sit by me and we can make fun is printed on the standard Artful Paws blank. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

Each cartoon piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.

Where it works

Good for errands, better for a day where the mood needs announcing. This is everyday wear, not costume: a takeaway night, getting laid, the toilet - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. If you don't have anything nice to say come sit by me and we can make fun carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.

Common questions