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Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the atom print, the blank itself is straightforward. The classic tee is a soft cotton blend with a set-in collar that keeps its shape through repeated washing. The classic tee runs true to size with a regular fit. If you like room through the shoulders, size up once. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.

How it is made and shipped

The atom shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Each piece is printed only after you order it, which keeps the colours sharp and cuts the waste. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.

Where it works

It suits a coffee run, a commute, or a family event you did not choose. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for the school run, for a cold cup of tea, and for staring at the ceiling on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything carries across the rest of the range too. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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