Something to wear for a toilet you cannot use alone

Fabric, fit and sizing

Underneath the always right print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.

How it is made and shipped

The always right shirt does not exist until someone orders it. Printing happens to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse fading before it reaches you. Orders ship worldwide through TeePublic and carry a 30-day return policy, so a bad guess on size is fixable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, let it air dry. The print will outlast the trend.

Where it works

Casual enough for a weekend, presentable enough for a family gathering. Most of its life will not be spent at parties. It is built for hiding in the bathroom, for bath time, and for pretending to be asleep on a day when getting dressed is not the priority. The always right artwork is not limited to a tee. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.

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