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Design: My aunt in texas loves me
Say it plainly with My aunt in texas loves me, printed fresh for every single order. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is deliberate.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The aunt design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.
How it is made and shipped
Nothing about My aunt in texas loves me is mass-produced in advance. Nothing is pre-printed. Your order is made when you place it, then shipped directly. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Pairs easily with jeans, and survives being grabbed by small hands. Think less occasion, more Tuesday. It works for hiding in the bathroom, for the nursery drop-off, and for packing lunchboxes. You are not stuck with one format for My aunt in texas loves me. The same design is available on hoodies, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, stickers and phone cases, so it works as a small gift or a large one.
Common questions
Does the aunt design come in other colours?
Colour is selected at checkout. This design was drawn so the aunt lettering stays readable on light and dark shirts alike.
Is this a good gift for new parents?
For new parents, yes. It is pointed enough to feel chosen rather than grabbed, and the sizing is forgiving.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Can I get this for a whole family?
Yes. Order multiple sizes at checkout, and the same artwork prints identically across every size and garment.
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