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Design: Ain't No Ghost Like The Holy Ghost
This is the Ain't No Ghost Like The Holy Ghost design, printed to order on tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
The aint no ghost like design goes onto an everyday-weight blank rather than a fashion cut. The base garment is a comfortable cotton blend, light enough for summer and thick enough not to go see-through. Fit is true to size and unisex. Anyone between sizes is usually happier going up rather than down. Plain, confident lettering. The line does the work, the design stays out of its way.
How it is made and shipped
Nothing about Ain't No Ghost Like The Holy Ghost is mass-produced in advance. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic prints and ships it anywhere in the world, and gives you 30 days to send it back. Wash it inside out on cold and skip the tumble dryer if you want the print crisp for years.
Where it works
Wear it to work, to the shops, or anywhere you would rather not be spoken to. This is everyday wear, not costume: leaving the house under protest, the commute, the leg day you skipped - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. Ain't No Ghost Like The Holy Ghost carries across the rest of the range too. You can put it on a hoodie, a mug, a sticker or a tank top instead, whichever suits the person better.
Common questions
Does the aint no ghost like design come in other colours?
Plenty of them. The aint no ghost like artwork is tested against dark and light blanks before it goes on sale.
Is this a good gift for coffee drinkers?
Most coffee drinkers take it the right way. It is a joke about them, not at them, which is the difference that matters.
How long does delivery take?
Print time is short, but it is not instant. Order about two weeks ahead if it is for a fixed date.
Is the wording clean?
Yes. This design keeps it printable, so it is safe for work, family events and gift exchanges.
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