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Design: I am the oldest i make the rules
$16
$24
I am the oldest i make the rules is one of the Artful Paws originals, drawn in-house and printed on demand. It reads clearly from a distance, which is the whole point of a slogan tee.
Fabric, fit and sizing
Underneath the i am the oldest print, the blank itself is straightforward. Fabric is a soft, mid-weight cotton blend, the kind that improves after a few washes rather than falling apart. Sizing is standard unisex. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one up for a relaxed drape. The lettering is set large and legible, so the joke lands before anyone has to squint.
How it is made and shipped
Each i am the oldest piece is produced individually. Every item is made on demand, so the print is fresh and the stock never goes stale. TeePublic handles fulfilment and ships worldwide, with a 30-day return window if the fit is wrong. Machine wash cold inside out and dry low. Simple care, long life.
Where it works
Pairs easily with jeans, and survives being grabbed by small hands. This is everyday wear, not costume: a family photo nobody wants, a family dinner, a nappy explosion - the sort of ordinary days that come round every week. The i am the oldest artwork is not limited to a tee. It is not only a shirt. Hoodies, crewnecks, tanks, mugs, stickers and cases all carry the same artwork.
Common questions
Does the i am the oldest design come in other colours?
Shirt colour is your call at checkout, and the i am the oldest design holds up on every option in the list.
Is this a good gift for new parents?
It is one of the safer picks for new parents. Specific enough to feel thought through, standard unisex sizing, so it survives a guess.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes a few days because nothing is pre-printed, then shipping time depends on your country.
Can I get this for a whole family?
Yes. Order multiple sizes at checkout, and the same artwork prints identically across every size and garment.
